Brittany: The Secret Police swap embroidery patterns, that may or may not have secret codes
Some of the stitches do not seem to be possible without breaking the laws of physics
Echo: *hint: all embroidery stitches are like that*
Brittany: (I used to embroider! My favorite was the lazy daisy stitch. Because it is easy.)
Echo: you remember that time ( Read more... )

Everytime I start to get jaded about my job and think that nothing interesting ever happens there, I have a day like today ( Read more... )

So last night I was again unable to sleep, not because my brain was torturing me, this time, but because my body was acting like a five year old when confronted with nap time. I WILL STAY AWAKE AND WANT TO DO SILLY SHIT AND PUNISH YOU FOR *DARING* TO THINK THAT I NEED REST. A good time was had by all. I finally got to sleep at like 4:30 this ( Read more... )

There are times I really, *really* regret answering the phone at Job #1. Today was not one of those days.

Me: Bakery, how can I help you?
Customer: Yeah, hi, can you tell me what cream of tartar does?
Me: ...I'm sorry, sir?
Customer: I'm making cookies and I didn't have any cream of tartar and now I need to know if not adding it made my cookies ( Read more... )

H and I were sitting at the table finishing dinner, and Mom was trying to get the 18 mo old to go the fuck to sleep. Mom is easily confused ( Read more... )

Brittany: "Derek spends six minutes hastily googling how to get things out of butts."
*snort* reading Teen Wolf fic is worth it just for this moment

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Kayla: I was gonna suggest doing the create-your-own jaeger thing online ( Read more... )

Brittany: the moment you misread something on tumblr and think someone was saying they got an OWL in English at college.
...that may just happen to me
Echo: that would be great!
Brittany: I know! I would totally go back to school if I could get an OWL in Meteorology.
Echo: \o/
Brittany: What would you want an OWL in?
Echo: Herbology ( Read more... )

Kayla: Also, okay.
Don't laugh at me.
But I'm totally psyched to watch the new Star Kid production, Starship.
Echo: ???
so confused
Kayla: the guys that did AVPM
They have a new movie thing called Starship
Echo: Oooooooh. I totes translated that as Aliens Vs. Predators Musical, btw
and I was all O_o
Kayla: lmao
THAT WOULD BE EPIC
Echo: ( Read more... )

Kayla: I love characters that can easily be just lame and one dimensional and then are kind of adorably complex.
Shaddup okay. I state the obvious. I am the Legolas of this twosome.
Echo: ....?
Kayla: Lmao do you not remember the LOTR movies?
He didn't do it so much in the books
Echo: Never saw them
Kayla: but omg movie!Legolas ( Read more... )

This is totally not my fault.

Kayla: [RL friend] is telling me that Krycek would look great in drag tell him he's a liar please.
Echo: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA, um. I have no idea? I didn't think John Leguizamo, Patrick Swazye, Wesley Snipes, or Liev Schrieber would look good in drag, and yet.
Kayla: ...point taken ( Read more... )